Assignment From My Big Sis #1

So I got the assignment to describe myself from my earliest memories until now. Then i'm supposed to talk about my family demographic. So... here goes the first part:

4 years old:

• i went to like 4 different preschools
• at third to last one, there was a water day. i didnt do it cuz my mom made me wear a bathing suit and wouldnt buy me trunks
• somewhere around here is about the time i started fighting/crying when my mom put dresses on me
• last preschool i didnt play with anybody. girls didnt like me, guys ignored me

5 years old:

• Don Benito
• only had 1 female friend. That'd be gabi
• refused to wear those dumb mary jane shoes my mom bought me cuz everyone else's daughter was wearin em
• started wanting to have a penis/use urinals/mens bathrooms
• regularly attended my dad's mens group meetings and only attended my mom's womens bible study every once in a while. felt more comfortable at the former
• brother born 2 months before the end of kindergarten
• fun fact: around the time of my brothers birth, i had real milk for the first time and had an asthma attack. good times
• also the first time i used cocoa butter
• when i started not liking myself